he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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