i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I've blown a few things in my day
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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