there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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