3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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