let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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