Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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