dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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