I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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