It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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