3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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