porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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