The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
she peed on how many people?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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