He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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