So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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