we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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