Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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