Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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