I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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