Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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