What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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