so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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