My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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