What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
