Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
That's intense
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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