Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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