The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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