Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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