just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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