I'm going to rape someone's good day.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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