the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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