If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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