I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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