But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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