You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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