U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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