But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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