Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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