I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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