After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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