Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
