So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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