we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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