So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
