Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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