I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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