He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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