I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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