sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think your dad took our porno
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
