i just had sex bonerless
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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