I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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