when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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